CD – Benjamin Smith – Improvisations

20 03 2010

One of the finest new music releases this year came via the NIWO label, a set of 12 improvisations from pianist Benjamin Smith.  I think of Benjamin as a modern day Chopin, the way he masters both the melody and harmony of an improvisation.  The music is straight up jazz at the intersection of classical music (new music).

Benjamin had this to say about the release:

I’m a music feeler and improviser interested in spreading the learning and practice of music improvisation (not only jazz) in the world. In 2006 I decided to awaken my musicianship and find an organization that shares and promotes improvisation in music for anyone interested, so I joined David Darling’s Music for People — a nontechnical, non-genre community — and am a Mentor in the leadership program.”

I am interested in expanding and facilitating improvisation, collaborating with others who passionately share what they do in art, health, or any field that promotes healthy collaboration in a community.”

Click here for a sample:  October 20th, 2009





IF Live Concert Series Presents: Steve Moyes

5 03 2010

Steve Moyes kicks off the 1st live streaming performance for ImprovFriday’s new concert series. The concert will be held on the front page @ ImprovFriday. To attend, visit IF at that time period (4 PM PST, 7 PM EST) and you’re set! For the event time in your part of the world, check here.

No sign up or joining required. Cheers.





Doing the Technological Limbo

4 03 2010

Recently, through participation in the event ImprovFriday and experimenting with what I’d term is a mixture of plunderphonics, sound art, glitch, soundscapes, field recording, electroacoustic, music concrete, acousmatic, ambiance and noise (!), I’ve piled up quite a bit of works which are now organized fairly neatly into albums at my Bandcamp site.

At the moment all the albums are works in progress.  Minstrel Nomadic is set for release the summer of 2010, but is almost finished and I decided to set a price of $10.00.  The other two albums, “Jane Martin” and “File Under” are free.

On another note, the site “bandcamp” seems to be a work in progress as well.  For instance, just a month or two ago they came up with the idea that they could add tags to our music.  They still have smart ass comments for people downloading, error messages, etc., which are sort of hip, but can be annoying (especially the error messages).  However, they are one of the few sites sprouting up to offer lossless file storage.

I guess what I’m getting at is the fact that so many musicians are in a sort of limbo with the unfinished concepts for storage, tagging, etc., in a world of increasing bandwidth (soon we will be surfing on crazy Google speed with the capability of downloading a HD movie in 5 minutes) and faster computers (mp3s are a dying breed).   If that picture isn’t big enough, I think we could reach the same conclusion regarding technology in everyday life, from transportation to communications to energy (whats this Bloombox anyway??).

In closing, I think our time more the quadruples the developmental speed of any other time in history and so long as humans are tied to organic bodies (am I digressing?), we are going to suffer from the headache of constant change and progress.  We should not forget that progress drops off more than its fair share of waste, things we have learned and adapted to and subsequently had to forget (if forgetting is really possible).





Piano Reconstructed

4 03 2010

Gust plays piano, inside piano, tape recorders, and electronics.
He is an improviser and he composes and performs new music. And it looks like Gust now has a blog that’s a keeper titled, “Piano Reconstructed.” So far, Gust is providing some tasty audio treats of live performance and, personally, I think that’s a great concept.





Jane Martin Rumors

1 03 2010

Dear Readers,

Let me make one thing clear: Jane Martin is Jane Martin. Jane Martin is NOT, I repeat NOT J.C. Combs. And once and for all, she’s no dummy!

What Jane Martin really is…is really, that is, she is an album. Now trust that I am not mixed up but the album alone is mixed up of mixes and strange, disturbing events. On with the show.

Signed,

JC





Jane Martin

17 01 2010

Dear Readers,

I would like to announce an album that I am hosting on my Bandcamp page for a friend of mine named Jane Martin. She recently finished up the minimum of pieces to move forward with the release. She wishes to add all future works to the album over time as one collection, thus simply naming the album Jane Martin.

Jane wanted me to relay this info:

My Biography

Hello everyone. My name is Jane Martin. I live in Fairview, OK, or actually 10 miles on the outskirts of town in a little hobbit hole-type abode. I’m surrounded by many trees and I feel as though they are family. Sometimes I feel more connected to nature than to humans – as we know how humans and their bad sides can be. Anyway, not to ramble too much, but I was lucky in that a distant relative visiting from Eureka informed me about wireless internet and managed to hook me up. This was around three months ago, around the time my composition, music life started. Ever since I’ve been busy working at this album and I’ve managed to finish enough to post it for sale. I intend to add to the collection over time, but the trees have been ignored these last few months due to my obsession with music and now I feel its time to give them the attention they deserve.

Special thanks to J.C. Combs for hosting my album at his Bandcamp page and thanks to the fine citizens of Fairview, OK.

Yours Truly,

Jane Martin





iTunes Goes Experimental!

2 01 2010





Safe Passage

7 12 2009

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Ives, Cowell, Bartók – The Historic Meeting

5 12 2009

The Fletcher Session – 1943 by Steve Layton

A unique meeting of the minds occurred in 1943. Charles Ives had just made some private recordings of himself playing a few of his pieces and songs. Fellow composer Henry Cowell had heard and played some of these for Dr. Harry Fletcher of Bell Laboratories, who was working experimentally at the time on the creation of stereophonic recordings. A dinner and meeting between the three was arranged at Dr. Fletcher’s apartment, and Fletcher had the idea to invite his recent acquaintance, famed refugee composer Béla Bartók, to the dinner as well. Bartók was feeling quite cut off in New York City, and was already suffering from the leukemia that would end his life in less than two years.

After the meal and chat, the three composers were shown Fletcher’s small home studio, which contained among other things a baby grand piano, a smaller box piano, a kind of celesta, and some of the new stereo recording equipment that cut masters directly to a large 16″ disk (there was no magnetic tape in the U.S. then). It’s not known who first suggested it, but all three of these leading modern composers agreed to sit down and play together for an impromptu test of the stereo recorder. They simply improvised freely, listening to and playing off each others’ ideas. As part of the ‘game’, each agreed to mostly use only one of their hands while playing!

Bartók, Cowell, Ives — The Fletcher Session, 1943 …(Steve Layton, feat. Adam Kondor & Benjamin Smith)

Cowell remembered that while listening to the disk afterward, he was immediately struck by the strange and yet cohesive nature of what had been played. He asked the others if they might agree to let him take this recording and issue a small run of copies for distribution. Ives couldn’t care less, but Bartók — whose perfectionism was legendary — was very adamant that this was only a small game among friends and should be kept private. So the disk remained among Dr. Fletcher’s possessions until and even after his death, to be only recently rediscovered in the Fletcher Archives of Brigham Young University.

Given the offhand nature of the session and the subsequent disposition of the disk, it’s not surprising the recording quality is only fair. But it is truly a unique document of a historic moment, a meeting that had never happened before, and would never happen again.

(the names in this article are true, everything else is fiction).

Article was submitted at ImprovFriday.





Megalomaniac’s Machination

2 12 2009

Megalomaniac’s Machination by J.C. Combs

I entered a room. Twenty people stood in various poses, chatting about this and that. “Why, I heard that Nixon ordered an investigation,” a man in a flowery yellow suit replied and then took a puff from an Ashton. “Felines are immune,” I made out from another conversation at the window at one end of the flat, “but not all, not half breeds.”  Two elderly ladies nearby sat facing each other in red velvet chairs, both adorning gigantic white wigs and long painted black glue-on fingernails. “Let me read your palm,” said a young man who approached the elderly lady in the chair to the left. She blushed, slightly embarrassed, extended her hand and nodded. He took her hand and turned it palm up. He steadily ran his index finger along the lines and cracks of her palm, all the while his eyeballs rolling forward and backward, almost seizure-like. He then became calm and at once let go of her hand. “What I see in your future,” he began when out of nowhere the young mystic was smashed in the head by a statue head of Beethoven. The young man who just seconds before feigned seizure-like activity was now in full spastic dance, blood spurting from his eyeballs, legs kicking, arms flailing. All attention was directed toward the wielder of Beethoven’s head who stood over him laughing blissfully.  The man shouted, “anyone want to read his mind?”